You know how I came up with the idea of ​​Triple-X program?
Skateboard and swimming pool.
Skateboards used to be stucked on the ground. Adolescent transportation.
Then, 1977 happened.
A big drought hit southern California.
Got so bad, rich people like us couldn't afford to fill their swimming pools.
That's when the light clicked on. Some kid figured out...
he could skate those empty pools and get some free old nasty air.
Dogtown and Z-Boys. Have you seen it? It's a movie.
No? Don't matter.
Anyhow, our hero started doing things on a board...
...that no one's ever seen before.
Things the world thought were impossible.
Now, that kid needed that drought.
The world needed those empty pools.
That's why Triple-X.
NEYMAR JR., XXX ACTIVE RECRUIT GENIUS WITH THE BALL AT HIS FEET
SCORED 100 GOALS BY AGE 20
THOUGHT HE WAS BEING RECRUITED FOR THE AVENGERS
Do you feel safer today than you felt yesterday? I know I don't.
The biggest most expensive military in the world...
and we're still scared of shoes and tiny whitey bombs at the airport.
Why is that?
Because soldiers are built to take orders and fight wars.
But we, my friend, are not at war.
We are at peril.
That's why Triple-X.
What's the matter? You're on a diet? You ain't hungry?
It's 7:30 in the morning.
So? It's lunch or dinner time somewhere in the world. Go on! Eat up!
You know who does feel safe? The men in charge. The world beings.
The top chef par excellence "ayatollahs" with all the dollars.
And that's because those righteous bastards, somewhere along the way,
made a deal with the devil. They traded liberty for safety. And us, ...
we, the people,...
ended up losing both. That's why Triple-X.
While everybody else is stuck on the ground,
we're doing shit on the board nobody's ever even seen before.
Well, that's my pitch.
I've always were a better spy than a saleman.
So, what do you say?
I'm not a hero. I'm just a footballer.
My bad.
So, I'll leave you be.
Who says there is no such thing as a free meal?
Down on the ground! Now! Give me the money!
Don't move!
Hurry up!
Goal!!!
And you say you're no hero.
I gotta call bullshit on that!
You're exactly the kind of hero the world needs.
At the end of the day, it comes down to the same question ...
I've been asking my wife every Friday night for the last 20 years.
Do you want some of this?
Or will you just ...?
XXX - RETURN OF XANDER CAGE
CIA HEADQUARTERS NEW YORK CITY
Access granted
Okay, you may sit.
Gentlemen...
This is the device that crashed the satellite and killed Gibbons.
Nerds in the lab had coined it "Pandora's Box".
My team back-tracked the satellite's last signal and pert to Miami.
Some asshole living the high life at the Ritz-Carlton penthouse
thought he could hold the world at ransom.
Three flashbangs, two bullets and one body bag later,
we took custody of the device.
We must have over a hundred of redundancies in place
to prevent some punk with a laptop from hijacking the satellites.
And Pandora's Box can bypass all of them.
With the push of a button, it can eavesdrops on secured communications,...
corrupt military software, transmit false intelligence or...
crash a satellite out of the sky like a god-damned tactical warhead.
One of you is behind this.
And I am not leaving here until I find out who he is.
You fight me with a book?
Here you go, brother! Chapter 1!
Page One!
Life is cruel.
You're late!
Just in time, boss.
They bust in here, step on our throats
and take the one device that can cause a global powershift.
So, how do we get it back?
These assholes took out the best of the best like it was a Sunday brunch.
We need someone who can move like them, fight like them.
We need someone who can walk into a tornado...
and come out of the other side like it was a damn gentle breeze.
You know anyone like that?
No.
But Gibbons did.
DEFCON-1
Get down from there! What are you doing?!
Xander!
Gracias, senor.
And here we go! We are on the way!
Now, go, go.
Of course, Xander Cage can pay the satellite company
just like a regular guy.
What?
And line the pockets of some board room billionaire?
You know...
These days, a regular guy can't afford to be a regular.
Up. Let's go.
The world's getting smaller?
I know the feeling.
Running from your problems never works out.
You need a plan.
I need a new map.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Oh boy.
Here we go again.
Get down! Get down! Don't move, asshole!
On your knees now, you sonofabitch!
Okay. Okay. I wanna comply. I really want to comply but you're confusing me.
"Don't move, you asshole". "On your knees, you sonofabitch." Which is it?
You have three seconds to comply! You're not good at this.
One!
Two!
Okay!
Come on out, Frankesnstein!
Gibbons! Gibbons?
Olly, olly, ox and free.
Wow. You really do look different, Gibbons.
Did you lose weight?
Augustus always had such, what,...
not exactly nice things to say about you.
When did you realised it was all fake?
You mean the clown show?
They had a guy over there wearing a thousand dollar beads ...
when you can buy the knock-off for half the price.
Or the lady that was running to catch the bus that doesn't leave for two hours.
Or the security guard over there buying a soda with foreign currency?
Oh, you know what the kicker was?
Clarence from "It's a Wonderful Life".
You know, the nice old man that you had sit down next to me with the bag of bombs?
Just happened to know I spoke English.
Go figure.
The bullets could be real.
And the body armour would have been real.
I don't know you but I don't wanna be tested.
Gibbons never believed you were dead. Never stopped looking for you.
Hell of a friend.
Yeah. Well, the joke's on him.
Cause we were never friends.
Oh, trust me. He's not laughing.
Nor will he ever again, for that matter.
I've never seen anything like it.
This group is lethal and they don't care who or what gets in the way.
I was hoping you'd be interested in headlining the next defence card.
70 feet across, 90 feet down.
8 inches of security glass?
No rope, no wire, no chute.
I bet they had a blast.
We ran facial IDs on every database is the world. Nothing.
Not even an image from a speeding ticket.
They are ghosts, in a day and age where ...
that kind of thing's almost impossible.
Okay...
You get that I don't work for suits.
What makes you think I'm going to wanna ruin all that for?
Well,...
if you won't do it for me,...
...do it for Gibbons.
Your country needs you, Mr Cage. The Triple-X program needs you.
It's time to be a patriot.
By whose definition?
The last time I was patriotic, I got three strikes.
And there was only one man who believed in the underdog.
Patriotism is dead. There's only rebels and tyrants now.
So which are you??
I'm Triple-X.
Well, welcome back, Triple-X.
Er, where are you going?
London. Why? What's in London?
Ghosthunter...
and possibly my fur coat.
I've forgotten how beautiful the view is up here.
Oh, I, er,... see you found your coat.
Well, you promised to take care of it for me.
And I did.
So, I'm looking for someone.
Since when did we have a business relationship?
You know, I get caught even touching a computer, my hour is up for 20.
Name your price.
You know I'm good for it.
The information like this doesn't have a price.
Ainsley, everything has a price.
Now, if you don't think you can pull it off,
if you'd lost your urge, just tell me and I'll understand.
You wanna know what it is, Cage?
What?
I used to think you're the "Man".
And now...
I don't know. Maybe I feel like you're just working for him.
Come on.
Nobody knows I'm here.
And you know how I am about keeping secrets.
So you say, but Interpol has got these new listening bugs.
I mean, they're practically invisible, real MI-6 kind of shit.
Disappear under your skin, underarms ...
tied around your balls like a Christmas bow.
Unwrap me then.
Y'know, studies have proven that sexual consummation clearly remarkably ruin...
nine out of ten relationships.
Lucky for me you love to gamble.
Of course...
...not.
My friends, on the other hand, adores the fur.
Stefan?
The things I do for my country.
Like finding needles in a stack of needles.
Even though you're a shackled bonded queen,...
you're still the best in the world.
Thank you.
Do yourself a favor. Burn this.
The words that I hear out in the streets, these guys look like they're real kind of trouble.
They've got training. They've got funding.
They've got no problem running over anyone who gets in their way.
Okay, so you're worried I may get hurt?
I worry that you might get dead.
Y'know, I'm touched that you can imagine a world without me in it.
It would be a lot less fun.
That's all I'm saying.
Your ghosts are hanging out in the Philippines.
Figured they'd go to the Pacific.
Some jungle rave that's off the grid.
How the hell did you find it so quickly?
Undercover work.
THE PHILLIPPINES
Where is it?
What did you do with Pandora's Box?
It's in a safe place.
That wasn't the part of the plan.
After all these years, you're still shocked when I improvise?
No. But the mission was to destroy it.
It turns out there's a new mission.
I'm not going to destroy the one thing I can use to get what we want.
The whole world is looking for us, Xiang! Let them come!
You're worried about pawn sacrifice.
I got my eye on the king.
That's the problem.
You forgot the queen.
After his sucess taking down Anarchy 99, Gibbons was handed a blank check.
Which is the long way of saying ...
..he got two new eyes.
The world runs up enough tech since you died, Cage.
Onboard drones, anti-air countermeasures ...
and fuel tanks big enough to circumnavigate the globe three times
without ever landing.
You can check your coat. I promise you no one would dare steal it.
Can't guarantee it won't walk out on its own.
We lift off in ten, boys, which means you're already seven minutes behind!
Is she always this much fun or just on special occasion?
No wonder our country's in debt trillions of dollars.
Do you really need all these gadgets to get the bad guys?
No. We don't need any of these.
But it made the catching a hell of a more fun.
Xander Cage! Holy shit!
Live in a concert. One night only. Fucking creepy!
I was in Coachella and Guns N'Roses got back together
but this is way cooler.
Well, I was not actually there. I was ...
heard about it, you know?
I'm talking about. Oh God.
I'm sorry. It's a bad habit. Start and then...
I can't stop and I can't... Breathe.
Take your time. I know mouth-to-mouth if necessary.
Are you kidding me with those guns?
You look like some fuckingTerminator!
And I'm not talking about the first Terminator ...
but the second Terminator who goes back to kill the first Terminator.
It is the liquidy metal guy..
Agent Clearidge works closely with Gibbons. She'll handlel support for the operation.
And a guy like you needs a lot of support.
What are you, like, 220, 230?
Be honest. 250 is the hard max for my swing.
Oh, come on. I am kidding.
It's not like I would *** or anything. It's "kumquat".
I never really think about it.
A "kumquat".
How about you?
"Not safe" isn't in my vocabulary.
Touche. You are Xander Cage.
Anything you need, Becky can source it within the hour.
Except for any sort of illegal drugs.
Those I'll have in 15 minutes.
Just kidding.
But if you need a bag of purple grass, I am not the girl to ask.
Okay, Cage. Follow me. I'll introduce you to the ground team.
Thank you, Becky. Of course.
"Kumquat".
Hey, here comes Red Bull's poster child.
Xander Cage, I want you to meed Paul...
Donovan.
Captain Paul Donovan.
I know you. I saw you on TV.
The President gave him medal. That must have been pretty cool, right?
You guys must have some seriously cool stories to tell.
Must have seen a lot.
I wonder,
how many of you have ever pull a freestyle triple backflip
on a BMX bike before? All of you?
No, we don't play on bikes.
Oh, you don't play on bikes?
Have any of you ever carved an R4
on a snowboard...
while an avalanche's on your booty?
We're soldiers, hotshot, not slackers.
Well, but you all ...
have helo jump over Eastern Europe ...
using a standard issued army deployment parachute system, am I right?
No.
We're not all jack up on Mountain Dew or Red Bull, you asshole.
Where did you find this guy?
Well, there's a first time for everything.
What did you just do?
I can't believe this shit.
I'm not going to have clowns watch my back.
I know I'm gonna regret asking you this,
but who would you trust?
No one has this number.
So, what are you up to these days?
Me? A pack things.
Move in, move in! Show me your hands!
Get out of the car, now!
It was like that when I got here.
Nobody gets in unless you're a X-Games participant!
You hear me!
That guy! Yo, bro!
Chad, how are you, friend?
Roberta. I'll see you later.
Come the applause! It's El Cap!
The good, the bad, the extreme...
and the completely insane.
Now, this is the team I could work with.
I'll make this easy for you.
These four assholes: very bad guys.
Pandora's Box: very bad thing.
We're landing in Manila and you will requisition your own transportation to the island.
Yo, why don't we just nuke this bitch in oil bean and car, eh?
Pandora's Box is one of a kind.
We need it to be recovered intact.
Why? What does it do?
Brain-wave scrambler? It killed Gibbons.
All you need to know. The rest is classified.
Brain-wave scrambler.
Smell that?
Smells like the same shit in different suit.
You think a dog knows how to work a "frisbee"?
The master says "fetch" and the bitch listens.
You'd look so sexy with a "frisbee in that mouth.
Sweetheart, this is not a game.
You are all my soldiers now.
I'm not a soldier, I'm a parlour. We look like soldiers?
Of course not.
I dropped your soldiers over Eastern Europe. Why did you leave Lassie behind?
This is my operation! You will listen to me.
Meeting's over.
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
That's super strength body armour.
We got to, er, tighten the strap...
...over here.
I got this on.
What are you? My handler?
I am whatever you need.
I can handle anything.
And I have a good grip.
And just so you know, I'm not a field agent.
I have not got out in the field. Never.
Now, that's where all the fun is.
Fun scares me.
People scare me, guns scare me.
People with guns really scare me and when I'm scared, I can't do my job.
And if I can't do my job, and people die. And if people die, whom am my tech supporting?
Literally no one.
But I'm gonna make sure to keep you safe.
It's isn't easy to keep me safe.
Yeah, these wonders are my favorites too.
They're called ExoGloves. Represents new ground combat initiative.
Pneumatic pistons. Four times the power of the blows.
No no.
It is a multi-stage signal disrupter.
It is very, very fragile.
Can you tell me the real reason behind the crash of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie?
Yes.
You're one of them, right?
Calm down, Rocky.
Those things have enough strength ...
to open a hole in the doomed plane.
Keep doing nonsense. What can happen?
- It's my style. - Yes, good. I'm glad.
You know, actually, I would...
rather if you didn't...
That's refreshing. You actually know what you're doing down there.
Yeah, that what she said.
Caramoan Islands PHILIPPINES
Déjenlos market!
You need something, man?
I heard this is the perfect place to disappear a few days
for my crew with no questions asked.
Hey, micasa sucasa if the price is right.
Perfect.
Tennyson!
I figure you'll like this. I just happened to have the best toys in the South Pacific.
30% of the top gets you a hospitality package.
30% of the top? Do I get all the girls for the weekend and two coconuts?
Ten percent.
I hear a moon. Ten percent?
I think looking the other island without laws, it happens often.
Yhis is what cha do. You turn around, go get your boat and you can kiss my ass.
Okay. Hang on.
What do you think?
You talked me into it!
Eighteen percent!
You think this is a flea market?
You think we're in the hood selling TVs and fake watches, something like that?
What's wrong with you, man?
Alright. Twenty-two and a half.
How you gonna do "and a half"?
Twenty two...
and a half.
Alright, man. Enjoy the party.
I like your style, man.
Stay on that boat no matter what.
Adele, Nicks!
Alright, guys. Keep your ear bugs in.
As always, Adele, you're my eyes in the sky.
Nicks, you're gonna show them how to do it.
You got this?
You just watch.
Would you keep this behind the bar, please?
What can I get you?
A cranberry club soda. Make that two.
Make that two.
Thank you. You're welcome.
Stay focus.
Really?
Xander Cage. Back in action.
Did I ever leave?
Shit.
Spotted our clown.
Easier than expected. Drinks all around.
That's him.
Well, what do you know. Douchebag hunting season.
My favorite.
Too early in the evening to slay someone.
Let me fix it. Oh, come on.
The feeling of the track doesn't deserves a bullet.
Is this a party or a funeral?
Either way, somebody gets turn upside down!
Told you he was fun having around.
At first I thought you're Special Forces.
But your inks all wrong.
CIA?
Think sending a drone to bomb us to hell.
MI-6?
You're not the kind of subtlety they prefer.
You know the men who come to this island?
They're on the run.
Hiding from the world.
But not you.
You're not here to hide.
You're looking for someone.
And who's to say I haven't already from her?
Do you want to scare me?
Well, a little tremble would be nice.
Well...
considering one tremble to make you run away from here...
I'd say I'm close enough.
Does this means you're not making any breakfast in the morning?
I'd say a couple of inches off.
Bit of a stalemate.
Not if you drop the gun.
I'm not the bad guy.
I don't believe in good guys.
Serena?
Who is he? [Speaking Chinese]
We just met.
But we were getting along famously till somebody...
...decided to interrupt.
Stick to the path.
Here, honey.
There's lots of unmarked graves on the island.
And I'll bet whoever sold you that shirt is one of them.
And how long do you intent to push your luck?
All until I get what I came for.
Which is what, exactly?
A damn stiff drink. [Speaking Latino]
Bottoms up. [Speaking Chinese]
So, let's be real and talk about what we all really want.
I'm only here for that.
And in my mind, you guys can walk away nicely unless you want to continue our foreplay.
Power like that doesn't belong in anyone's hands.
Just improvising.
Hey, seriously. A grenade? What is it? Eastern Europe in the early Nineties?
Next, he's gonna send you a fax.
So, you're willing to kill...
...just to keep that for yourself?
That's the wrong question to ask.
What's the right question?
"Are you willing to die for it?"
One grenade, three people.
I like the odds.
Two grenades, three people.
I love these odds.
You ever bleed so much when you open your eyes, all you see is red?
When you have fought wars on every continent.
Come on, X. Just say the word. Let me put both these two arseholes out in the pasture.
Expect that.
Our bodies are very fragile.
Let me shoot him.
Death sometimes just...
sneaks up on you.
I have not played hot potato.
I'm in a hospital bed.
Barely conscious, delirious. Drowning in my own blood.
And all I can hear myself think is "Today's the day"
"Today's the day he dies"
Good thoughts.
Can I have my jacket?
Then a man comes along, tells me a story ...
about a drought in California.
On skateboards and swimming pools.
About a man named Xander Cage.
Oh, shit. It is Triple-X.
I heard he was dead.
Is he?
We are all Triple-X.
We just have different agendas.
She wants to destroy it.
I'm gonna use it.
And I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you take it back to the Agency.
Now it's party.
Shit's about to go down.
You guys like some fun?
Turn the music off!
Everybody hands up!
Now!
On the floor!
First person to move, first person to die.
I moved.
I just moved again.
I'm still alive.
Shut up, hero!
Alright.
Let's do this.
Don't move!
Okay, I actually have what you want.
Pandora's Box?
I got it right here.
But you're wrong though.
You take it off me, then you die first.
Then Lieutenant Leningrad, who thinks he's got your back.
Then the two Ivansby the door.
Moscow Mule by the bar.
And then, Igor on the stairs.
See where we're going with this?
But none of that matters...
cause like I said ...
if you take this from me, you die first.
I will take it from you, dead or alive.
If you hold it too tight, we cut your arm off.
Suit yourself.
Leningrad.
Hi, Ivan.
The other Ivan.
Oh, bye bye, Moscow Mule.
Igor. You owe me another one, X.
Read between the lines.
Tennyson, some backup would be nice!
Some backup would be nice! Come on, man!
X said stay on the boat.
That was before the goddamn Russian invasion takes down, man!
X said stay on the boat.
You wanna play?
That doesn;t belong to anyone's hands.
You want it...
...come and get it.
Was that necessary?
It's what Gibbons would have wanted.
X!
X.
It happened again. Another satellite fell.
How's working as a team?
That's what Gibbons would have wanted.
You in?
An explosion in the Olympic stadium rocked Moscow.
Seven workers are now confirmed dead
and at least 25 others injured in the senseless act of violence.
A source inside the Pentagon says ...
a rogue satellite may have been used as a weapon.
It seems that Pandora's Box isn't exactly classified.
In a new video released moments ago, an anonymous group
is claiming to have the ability to use satellites as weapons. They claimed, quote,
"That the violation of civil liberties of all citizens of the world
is an atrocity that must be stopped "
<i.Disable and destroy all world's *** programs within the next 24 hours ...
or I will do it for you, one satellite at a time.
There are 30,000 satellites orbiting the Earth at this moment.
I will drop one satellite every 24 hours until my demands are met.
Eye witnesses in Moscow ...
Was this always part of his mission? Of course not.
We were the new Triple-X team Gibbons created.
We discovered a high level intelligence officer was trying to manipulate satellites.
And even before we could unmask him,
...Gibbons was killed.
So, you know they were Triple-X all along.
We needed you to retain a sense of objectivity.
I don't understand. If I destroyed Pandora's Box, what happened in Moscow?
If I have reason, and I ...
this box only have the ability to control one satellite.
What does that mean?
It means, we have been chasing a prototype.
And these guys have the real one.
Yeah.
Serena plays us for fools.
Betrayed us.
This isn't about Serena. This is a war.
Anything will stop us today or we watch the world burn tomorrow.
Okay? Don't lose focus on that.
Where have you been? You stopped half way for a rub and sud?
Your mom says hi.
Tracker on board? Nobody saw you?
Nobody ever sees me, boss. Good.
Now, these troops control every spy satellite in the sky.
But, how often do these 7 men all sit in the same room together?
Almost never.
And if you needed retinal scans ...
cellphone data dump, biometrics of all superpowers in the world,...
...who would you target?
Shit.
Who has the kind of power to actually set that in motion?
Oh, you're pissing up the wrong tree, Cage. I came looking for, remember that?
Hey, asshole. We gonna have problems?
Oh, no problem. How was your trip?
I'm just doing the maths.
Oh yeah? What maths?
Air velocity divided by distance.
So when I stuff you down the toilet, Search And Rescue
know where to find you between China and North Korea.
Keep talking shit, little man.
Now, hold that thought, GI Joe.
Back it up.
A little more.
More.
A little more.
Stop.
Okay, when Xiang broke the window...
...he's the only one who didn't flinch.
I need the President on the phone...
That's not going to come up. You know that, right? I'll have to change the screen.
The CIA has trying to destroy the world for years.
Okay, we have carte blanche to track this sonabitch down.
Do any of you know how to do it?
The thing is, Xiang and I found Pandora's Box in New York,
Pandora's Box needs to be reconnecting itself because of the satellites' orbit.
Excuse me.
All we need to do is track down the main signals...
... and then we can approximate its location within a 20-mile radius.
Of all the places in the world to lay low...
this fruit chooses Detroit?
The blast did take place in Moscow but they were felt around the world.
The death toll from the Moscow tragedy is rising.
Besides deaths ...
Let me guess. Everyone's jumping at the chance to dismantle their spy program.
No.
The world is too stupid to realise that Moscow wasn't enough.
Okay, Triple-X, you will base at a NSA safe house.
Becky will coordinate ear-bug communication and have the signal disrupter on standby.
When I crashed the boat up the shore and saved your life...
Yeah, whatever, bro.
Do you think that counts as crash #199 for me? You know, officially?
Officially, you're deranged.
Cool.
We'll set up a triangulated signal tracking system around the city.
And when Becky locks-in to the exact location, we make our move.
What about you? How did you get roped in to all this?
I dangled skyscraper and got a year in jail for it.
Jail?
Seems excessive.
The gag was 30 storeys tall.
Two million hits on YouTube.
And I done only half of the sentence.
Let me guess. Gibbons to the rescue.
He said a lioness like me doesn't belong in any kind of cage.
I got mine after I left the NSA.
What about that one on your wrist?
London. 2009. Climbed the Millennium Wheel.
Naked.
Naked? Yeah.
High school.
Oh no!
We all have embarrassing moments.
What about that sexy one?
This? Phoenix out of the ashes.
18 hours in a chair in Mexico.
Drank my bodyweight in tequila to get through it.
It is the most important one, actually.
If I decided to change the world instead of...
...rage against it.
We found it. We found Pandora's Box.
Xander, do you copy?
We're here. Okay, send Tennyson.
Looks like East One on Congress Street. He's on the top floor.
SELECT SATELLITE
There is activity in Pandora's Box. I can
jam the signal but only a few minutes. So, hurry.
You gotta get there fast and kick this guy down.
Not if we find him first.
Whoa, red light, red light, red light!
You know traffic signals are invented by big oil to waste fuel, drive up profits.
If I say "yes", would you slow down?! Watch out!
Wait.
Is this the part where you anticipate and says he does not trust me?
Welcome to the moment.
You're going in as backup.
Whoa! Slow, slow, slow!
Slow!
Tennyson?
A gridlock.
There it is.
If you run into trouble...
...dial 9.
It's an old Gibbons fail-safe.
You crashed my party! You stole my bed partner!
I'm gonna crash yours.
Have fun.
This ain't a party. This is a race.
What the hell are you doing? Creating a ramp.
Go, go, go!
Hey, out of the car! Get out!
What are you doing? Go! Go!
Shit. He's trying to reconnect, guys.
I can only jam the signal for so long before he chooses another satellite. You have to hurry.
I have a plan.
Hold on!
Hold on? It's not a goddamn plan!
Hi.
Looking for someone?
It's 200!
Ha! Come on!
No, no, no, no! Better you guys get to the top floor. He's trying to engage another satellite.
Hurry!
???
.45 USP
12-round mag.
Five left.
Three.
What the hell's going on out there?
Empty.
Xander's in! Find the target and light them up.
Gibbons thought you'd be back.
To be the hero we needed.
You take the box to NSA...
..and we're right back to where we started.
Wow.
This is touching.
Gibbons would be proud to see you two working together.
I'm walking out of here, Xander.
You wanna know a secret?
You forgot to put deodorant on?
I killed Gibbons because he was a self-righteous prick.
Do you a shot?
Adele, do you have eyes on the target?
I'm switching to thermal.
I was never going to stop downing satellites...
no matter what happened. You know why? Because this world has turned...
Please. Please. Please tell me you have a shot.
Dammit.
He turned the heat up. I can't see shit.
X, can't see you guys. Thermal's not going to work.
Right? I lost them in the heat.
You wanna see what's going on in this world? Take it easy.
So, what are you gonna do about it? Easy.
X, keep chatty *** talking. I still don't have a shot.
We made it that way. People like Gibbons and you two of you. And me.
We made it that way.
What's the point of getting up in the morning if you're not going to rebuilt the world?
Okay. Easy.
There's a war out. World worth for our survival. You don't see it?
Millions of people have died for nothing! They're right!
Read between the lines.
Isn't it right? I'm gonna be honest with you.
What's been bothering me this whole time...
...is you've got something stuck in between your teeth.
What? What the hell are you talking about? Absolutely.
What the hell's wrong with you?
Right... there.
Nice shot.
Would you ever have doubts?
Yeah, I confess I had my doubts.
That's for talking shit about my friend Gibbons.
Xiang! Get on your knees! On your knees!
Hands! Hands!
On your knees! Now!
Just in time.
Watch out, Cage. You keep this up, I might mistake you for one of the good guys.
Hey, suit!
You got what you wanted.
We both know he's not the bad guy.
And who would you blame for Moscow?
Better a living terrorist than a dead company man.
Know what I'm saying?
Let's go!
Back on the plane. I want wheels off in twenty.
Let's go, boys.
We recovered Pandora's Box.
They're going to send in an extraction team to pick you guys up.
But they're taking Xiang.
Oh, and Serena...
if you don't hear from me, remember, dial 9.
X takes care of its own.
You gave it back to Marke, didn't you?
Nice plane. Spacious. Expensive.
Shut up.
Thank you, sir.
Yes, minimal casualties.
Triple-X performed beyond any reasonable measure of expectation.
Let me guess.
That was my invite to the Oval Office.
As of 10 minutes ago, the Triple-X program was officially shuttered.
All active agents have been erased from records and considered enemies of the state.
It is never a good idea to point a gun at me.
Hey, are NSA extraction team normally armed like they invaded Fallujah?
No, definitely not.
Shit.
Oh god. It's happening, right? They're going to shoot at us, aren't they?
Let's go! Come on! Let's git!
It's showtime.
I guess we're on the same team now.
Give me one.
You know me. Wind me up, point me in the right direction.
Come on, let's go!
Come on. This shit is getting real, isn't it? It ever happen when the shit gets real?
What do we do?
Just live by the bullets on.
Sadly, the terrorists activated Pandora's Box one last time before we could stop it.
You and your team were lost in the blast along with the device itself.
If the world thinks Pandora's Box is gone,
then they would know we just don't need to spy on them.
You're just another tyrant.
No. Patriot.
Let me educate you on the difference.
Xander!
They say it's the last great adventure, Cage. Be sure to send me a postcard.
Engines hot! Come on, let's go!
Xander!
Xander Cage!
Go, Go! Everybody, spread out!
Find some cover! Move, move, move!
Get behind that!
There, take cover!
What a rush!
Damn, Becky. That's some body armour.
Hey, I told you that you've got no manners.
Did your mother ever teach you how to zip up your pants?
Well?
Serena.
We're kind of a busy now!
Marke's got Pandora's Box. She's gonna drop a satellite on top of you.
She's gonna drop a satellite on us!
Not if I jammed the signal!
I need a power source!
Go!
Over there? By myself?
Go!
Cover me!
Fan them out!
Hurry up! Over there!
I'll go low.
I'll go high.
See if I can find G.I. Joe.
Are you getting any interference?
Shit.
Take them out, now!
Everyone needs support, right?
Yeah, I guess.
Let's finish this.
Nicks!
I've got a plan! No!
Hey, from now on, I make the plans. You execute!
Shit.
Oh, my god. It's fucking awesome!
What's wrong, hotshot? No witty comeback?
No, I just finally figured out that maths problem.
It's gonna take two flushes.
Shit. Way too many. Let's get out of here.
Get back! Come on.
I'm really going to die.
Push forward! Push forward!
This is all we got.
Clear! Clear the area!
Damn! I'm out of bullets! You got any?
No, nothing.
I'm empty!
We go on three!
Move in!
Go! Go!
What's up?
Rock, paper, scissors...grenade launcher.
Darius Stone.
Triple-X since 2005.
Thanks for the assist!
X takes care of its own.
You got to be kidding.
We failed.
Xander, Marke activated the satellite and it's headed right for us.
I'll have to take it out kamikaze style.
Don't do it. It's suicide. Nobody could survive that fall.
Oh, and tell Nicks have that camera ready.
Low alto free fall, no chute, big fireworks.
They say it's the last great adventure.
Make sure you send a postcard.
I live for this shit.
Shit.
Nicks!
I hope you got that on camera!
If it ain't on video, it didn't happen!
Oh, yeah. Hall of Fame right here, bro.
You know, I could have done that, right? Bullshit.
What happened to Marke?
The ground broke her fall.
Still don't believe in good guys?
It's okay to be a little bad.
How bad?
Now, that right there...
that was a hell of an entrance.
That's a helluva car.
Gibbons told me to keep an eye on it.
He said I'll know why when I needed to know why.
And now I know why.
Exactly the way I left it.
Took it on a date or two.
X takes care of its own.
That's why I figured you'll come through.
To get a chance to work with the legendary Xander Cage?
Where do I sign up?
Now, you know...
...you'd gone pissed on the wrong damn picnic.
The whole world's gonna be looking for us.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
We thought we could end this Augustus's favourite single.
Now that's an impressive trick.
Think you're the only one who knows how to play dead?
Gotcha.
It's some pretty surreal shit being at your own funeral.
I love that song.
And it could be a wonderful world...
if we stop doing bad shit to it.
If you wanted me out of retirement, you could have just asked, man.
You've always responded to less subtle motivation.
Now what?
You keep being a rebel the world doesn't know it needs.
Watch the watchers, fight the enemy within.
Damn, that's so complicated.
Really?
Let me simplify it for you.
Kick some ass..
Get the girl.
And try to look dope while you're doing it.
You can do dope, can't you?
Sure you can.
Junior, let's go!
I'll see you later, X.
I can definitely make that work.